My professor let us out of class early Monday and when I got home I got a big surprise.  As I turned the door I hear "whoa whoa whoa someone is in here!".  I didn't know what to do at that point so I continued walking into the apt.  There was my roommate in the middle of the room in front of the tv butt naked with just socks on and a porno playing on the tv.  He ran back into the room.  I asked him if he wanted to finish up and I could come back but he said I ruined it.  So I turned off the porno and later on I asked him where he was going to finish because there was no towel or shirt or napkins and he said on himself?! So that caused me to realize he was going to finish on the carpet!!  Who knows if he's done this before so I think he needs to pay for the housekeeper himself this week.

Is this really happening!! F it, I don't care.

I was going to finish off in my hand if you must know.  I would never do it on the carpet, I do situps there.  Why do I need to pay for a housekeeper if I was going to finish in my hand?  The only thing I did was stand in the living room naked with porn on, that doesn't mean I got to clean up the ENTIRE place.  Look the fact that this argument is now publis is punishment enough.  Our internet was out and I don't have a tv in our room, so I got down to a dvd in the living room.  I'm 19 years old for god sake give me a freaking break!