Turn On The Light Sweet Darling

Summary: My hubby won't turn the light on at night when he pees and he gets it on the seat and floor.
Stakes: master bathroom detail for a month

— "Stakes" are what the loser of the case owes the winner (e.g. "Dinner and a movie," "two kicks to the groin," etc.).

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Plaintiff
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Username: sixers
Age: 28
City: Philadelphia
Sex: female
Status: Citizen
an Instant Jury virgin
Username: turns
Age: 30
City: Philadelphia
Sex: male
Status: Citizen
an Instant Jury virgin
Voting Results:
sixers (88%)
turns (12%)

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Plaintiff Arguments [Mar 5, 2010]

6.30am and I'm still half asleep, I go to the bathroom to take a shower and pee.  I can't tell you how gross it is to put my bum down on the seat and feel wetness.  My hubby wakes up in the middle of the night and tinkles or sprays the seat when he goes pee because he refuses to turn the light on.  I'm tired of him missing the seat or spraying.  I see it on the floor some times too.  He always says, at least I leave the seat down, what would be worse.  Well they are both terrible and you need to put a little extra effort or hold your pee in until the daybreak sweetie.  It's embarrassing to have our housekeeper wipe up urine tinkle on the floor.  He should do it for a month as punishment!

Defendant Arguments [Mar 6, 2010]
No evidence
Jurors:

rickthe

lemon...

sayin...

ajdm326

Centaur

HeinY

wrenc...

ally

bobber

Wookie

llyonais

mermo...

Razor...

runsw...

lawfull

graham

tanya...

emarilyn

jimlo...

mjew

kamel

spoke

Mayie

Cleo

piano...

Mensa...

TanAnn

catch22

skibert

alf

blaze...

victo...

Message Board

HeinY wrote:[Mar 4, 2010]
Well, at least its not in the bed.
emarilyn wrote:[Mar 5, 2010]
Get a urinal installed if you have the room - BEST investment ever!
bobber wrote:[Mar 5, 2010]
DO you seriously have a urinal emarliyn? IF so do you have urinal cakes for it? If this is really true that is incredible.
phuckme wrote:[Mar 5, 2010]
........ cause tonight it's all the way ...
Wookie wrote:[Mar 5, 2010]
....I want to lick you up and down, til you say stop. Lemme play wicha body baby.......
emarilyn wrote:[Mar 5, 2010]
Bobber~ not since we moved, but yes we used to have one in our other house! I had it installed in our master bathroom when we built the house. The plumber thought I was nuts, but my husband admitted it was a great addition. It was not one of those floor-length, ugly ones, but a smaller one. (no urinal cakes, though--gross). Every woman would appreciate how clean the toilet stays - it is UNBELIEVABLE.
Mensa_dventure wrote:[Mar 7, 2010]
Does the light hurt sirs gentle eyes? Harden Up and learn how to aim your equipment.

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