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Summary: Heiny is that guy at the movies who comments at will and annoys everyone around him.

Stakes: Zip it and a Triple Treat Combo for me.

— "Stakes" are what the loser of the case owes the winner (e.g. "Dinner and a movie," "two kicks to the groin," etc.).

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Username: Hooks

Age: 26

City: Portland

Sex: male

Status: Citizen

an Instant Jury virgin

Username: HeinY

Age: 32

City: Portland

Sex: male

Status: Citizen

an Instant Jury virgin

Voting Results:
Hooks (100%)
HeinY (0%)

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Plaintiff Arguments [Mar 10, 2010]

The best character trait about Heiny is that he is always himself. The worst character trait about Heiny is that he is always himself. Last night we went to see Alice in Wonderland in 3D. The theater was packed and we were ready to enjoy the show. From the getgo, Heiny was being a loud mouth. After every preview, he said in his natural speaking voice "Nope. Looks Terrible." or "Another Movie I am positive I wont see." Ok. This was kind of funny and he got a few chuckles but now the movie is starting so its time to zip it. Not Heiny. He thought he was on stage and was now yelling "Get THIS RABBIT OUT OF MY FACE." and "OFF WITH MY HEAD." Wasnt funny. Wasnt cool. Wasnt appropriate. I tried to tell him he was being a douche but he doesnt agree. I will leave it to the jury.

Defendant Arguments [Mar 11, 2010]

That movie SUCKED. I was the best part of the movie. If everyone hated my comments so badly then why was everyone cracking up? Dude, you need to relax. Its not like we were watching Schindler's List or something. This movie blew nuts and needed some spicing up so I was the man for the job.

PS- this movie sucked.

Jurors:	mermo... sayin... ajdm326 wrenc... Cleo Sinne... llyonais mingo ally Centaur krrzslz catch22 Tomason Quimichu kamel runsw... synci... Razor... piano... Mensa... Stone... alf lawfull graham jimlo... ChuckC skibert GG-1 catie... dh4645

Message Board

		ajdm326 wrote:[Mar 10, 2010] obnoxious
That type of behavior is obnoxious and inconsiderate of others, and has to stop. No one cares about your opinion of the movie. If you have to, start a movie review blog.

		mingo wrote:[Mar 10, 2010] Confirmed
Douche

		sayins_all wrote:[Mar 11, 2010]
douche indeed

		Tomason wrote:[Mar 11, 2010]
triple douche

		runswithscissors wrote:[Mar 11, 2010]
I'm sure everyone in the theatre with you would agree, not the movie so much as the experience.

		Razorhoned wrote:[Mar 11, 2010]
Above comments pretty much sum it up...

		pianosolo wrote:[Mar 11, 2010]
Douchebags that talk through movies, whether they're being 'clever' or just plan obnoxious should be tazed into submission - pants wetting submissions.

		Mensa_dventure wrote:[Mar 12, 2010]
Can you kick him in the balls please?

		Stonermonk wrote:[Mar 12, 2010]
If you don't like the movie, leave. Let other people enjoy or not enjoy a movie in peace. Nobody else cares if you liked it or not.

		kamel wrote:[Mar 12, 2010]
What a jackass...

		dh4645 wrote:[Mar 13, 2010]
everyone hates a loud mouth at the movies. if you want to be loud, go to a movie theater in the ghetto...it's acceptable behavior when everyone else is loud too.