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Summary: I caught my boyfriend eating a boogie. I want OUT.

Stakes: Brush your teeth and rinse with Scope before kissing me and a $50 fine if I see it again.

— "Stakes" are what the loser of the case owes the winner (e.g. "Dinner and a movie," "two kicks to the groin," etc.).

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Username: hotchick

Age: 28

City: Chicago

Sex: female

Status: Citizen

an Instant Jury virgin

Username: BG2

Age: 33

City: Chicago

Sex: male

Status: Citizen

an Instant Jury virgin

Voting Results:
hotchick (40%)
BG2 (60%)

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Plaintiff Arguments [Feb 15, 2009]

Plain and simple. I was falling asleep on the couch and my boyfriend thought I was completely out. I saw him picking his nose and then eat a boogie.

He is from Italy so maybe this is acceptable in his country but it makes me want to puke.

Defendant Arguments [Feb 15, 2009]

She has me all wrong. I was picking my nose....I am pretty sure everyone does. While i was up there I scratch my nose with a hang nail. I came out clean, inspected the hang nail and bit it off (yes, i am addicted to biting my nails. )

No booger was consumed.

Plaintiff Closing Arguments [Feb 15, 2009]

Well you certainly were enjoying eating your "nail" for the next 3 minutes until I called you out.

And just a few minutes ago, i saw him pick his teeth with a toothpick and nibble the small morsal off it. His reply " so sue me." So gross its hysterical.

Defendant Closing Arguments [Feb 16, 2009]

We broke up last night and I had a feeling it was coming long before the booger incident. So I saved my closing statements til after it was final.

I did not eat a booger but i really dont care what you think. Your farting at night is enough to make me wish I had a noseful of boogers so I could not smell your stank.
You were looking for any reason to break up with me. Eating a booger is kind of weak. A better excuse would be that you are still in love with your ex who is now a millionaire and a happily married father. Sorry I am not.
You can't cook worth a shit. I would rather eat my boogers than your meatloaf dish or whatever it was in that pan.
Washing your hair once a week is consider dirty in Italy, USA and pretty much the entire world. Check your pillow for the dandruff mess you leave each morning.

And the for last, proof that I do not eat my boogies, go check under the stool in the kitchen. All of my pickings are perfectly placed on the underside of the seat. A nice parting gift for one of the most misreable people I have ever met.

PS- When I left your place, I went to the bar and ran into Tammy. She looks really good. Especially with her shirt off.

Jurors:	Wookie summe... quincy4 mingo skater ChuckC gretc... Gentl... OSU CarolTZ YoYo25

Message Board

		Wookie wrote:[Feb 15, 2009] LOL
AHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAAA....this case is tremendous.

		summerinsh wrote:[Feb 15, 2009] hahahaa
this case is hilarious but i understand. ive seen people pick their noses and i like throw up!

		EvilPenguin wrote:[Feb 15, 2009] Get out now...
...you'll never shake that mental image. (Dammit, I may never shake the image. Thanks.)

		quincy4 wrote:[Feb 15, 2009] Awe man...
That would ruin it for me. I once dated a HOT girl and she showed up to our 3rd date with a nose hair hanging out. I couldn't look at her the same ever since. Im not really superficial but something like that is hard to forget.

		mingo wrote:[Feb 15, 2009] If your done with him....
...throw him my way. I have some fetishes I am sure he would be right for.

		skater wrote:[Feb 15, 2009] Gross
Next thing you know he'll be scratching ass and smelling his fingers - GET OUT OF THERE

		gretchenwhit wrote:[Feb 15, 2009] Best
Case Ever

		goose wrote:[Feb 16, 2009] fair
A boogie is just dried mucus

		Loblaw wrote:[Feb 16, 2009] OMG
I used to have a girlfriend that ate her toenails. Notice the words "used to."

		YoYo25 wrote:[Feb 16, 2009] Incredible
That closing argument may be the best to date.

		Anonymous wrote:[Feb 16, 2009] AMAZING
This case was the best I have sat in on. You are gross for wiping boogers and eating them, but loved your closing argument.

		Anonymous wrote:[Feb 17, 2009] Pick and Eat
I pick and eat all the time. Little sardines I say!!!! Been an eater all my life.

		Anonymous wrote:[Feb 27, 2009] nothing
wrong with eating your very juicy snot. I think its good for you too!

		Anonymous wrote:[Jun 14, 2009] honestly
the "i ran into Tammy...she looks great specially with her shirt off" shit was completly uncalled for. Honestly dude i think you're just butt hurt that she left you. And i bet you DIDNT really ran into tammy!! lmao loser