My brother was dating the biggest slob in the world. She was a big fat storyteller who enjoyed one too many bowls of loud mouth soup. For the six months they were dating, she caused a scene just about every time we went out. Screaming at waiters, getting in a fight with my mother in law claiming there is no God, and the worst yet, poured a full glass of wine on my brothers lap at a family dinner because she disagreed with what he was saying.

Now he dumped her and she is changing her tune and trying to play miss nice thang. I say beat nerd.

You've hated this chick from day one and completely overexagerated those stories. She screamed at waiter when he spilled hot coffee on her, she fought with your mother in law because a) she is a bitch and b) she was telling her that if she didnt go to church she was going to hell (what?). The last one is true but it was more like we were socially eating dinner scattered all over the den than it was a picture perfect family dinner.

She is coming to the BBQ because she has changed her tune and I like how she has been acting. I do have interest in this girl even if you do not. I would hope that you can see that she has changed.