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Summary: When is it acceptable to poop/fart around your girlfriend? I say right away, he says 3 months.

Stakes: Who's right?

— "Stakes" are what the loser of the case owes the winner (e.g. "Dinner and a movie," "two kicks to the groin," etc.).

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Username: sloman

Age: 33

City: New York City

Sex: male

Status: Citizen

an Instant Jury virgin

Username: scroix

Age: 29

City: New Yorik

Sex: male

Status: Citizen

an Instant Jury virgin

Voting Results:
sloman (28.6%)
scroix (71.4%)

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Plaintiff Arguments [Jul 27, 2009]

When you are dating someone and spending alot of time around them, the inevitable is going to happen. You are going to have to fart or take a poop around that person. When is it acceptable to go ahead and take 15 minutes in the bathroom to work this out? My friend has been dating this girl for a couple of weeks and when he has to go to go #2 he holds it in and is uncomfortable for the rest of the night and sneaks off in the middle of the night to drop it off. I say it's natural and if you have to go at 8pm after dinner, then do just that. No need to make yourself uncomfortable for the rest of the evening. Everyone does it, even his ladyfriend. I'm not saying rip one in front of her, or make a production about going to the bathroom, but take care of your business. I never heard of a woman dumping someone over dropping a duece...

Defendant Arguments [Jul 28, 2009]

Easier said then done my friend. The last thing I want to do when just dating a girl is stink up the room or bathroom. Yet I can't go on forever like this as sometimes you got to go when you got to go. What's the acceptable time frame for this? The plaintiff says right away, no use delaying the inevitable. I think you need to wait at least 3 months. That way you are comfortable enough with each other to accept it and possibly joke around about it. It says that you care enough to conrol yourself. Is it tough sometimes ... hell yeah. But I honestly think if I went intot the bathroom for 15 minutes while a girl I just met is outside waiting, it would turn her off. Ladies ... am I right here? Do you have the same rules with the guys you are dating?

Jurors:	EvilP... sexyT sterno united billd... wrenc... tanya... mingo Loblaw Mr. Yuck kamel super... phuckme ChuckC Shiny... Bammer askme You... blueg...

Message Board

		EvilPenguin wrote:[Jul 26, 2009] Times like these...
...make me wish there was a third alternative when it came to voting. The simple answer to when is it okay? NEVER. I mean, as far as flatulence, if you can't help it, you can't help it...and the timing issue is moot. But it's not acceptable to just let one rip around ANYONE if you can actually help it. Good god. As for actually downloading solid waste? Never. Who wants to take a dump with someone else there? Hell, I have to be desperate to do that in a public restroom and I'm not even likely to know any unintended victims. You WANT to take a crap in the presence of a loved one? What is the world coming to???

		EvilPenguin wrote:[Jul 26, 2009] Although...
...thinking about this further, and I wish I wasn't, the concept of "waiting three months" is pretty funny to me. Are there girls out there who think "Oh, my god. He's crapping in front of me. This is a SERIOUS relationship!"??? Call your mom and pick the date...Todd is crapping in front of you! He really cares!

		sterno wrote:[Jul 26, 2009] Hysterical
EvilP, those comments are pretty funny. Obviously from the case I'm involved in I'm in a relationship and it's fairly young. It took me awhile to get comfortable with sharing the fact that I like to read the paper in the morning and take a dump with my significant other. So I have to agree that it is on some peoples minds. I say you wait, you don't want to sit on the toilet for 20 minutes on your first sleepover together.

		kamel wrote:[Jul 27, 2009] Oh hell no
My boyfriend and I have been together for 14 years and it is still not accectable to take a crap in front of each other. As for passing gas, if it is uncontrolable that is one thing but to just say "smell this" and let it rip

		EvilPenguin wrote:[Jul 27, 2009] Hmm....
...thankfully apparently we're not actually talking about actually doing it in front of someone else. I'll sleep easier tonight. As for the plaintiff's statement, I'm inclined to agree. However, if the defendant is one of those people who, um, perfume the air in such a way as to peel the paint off the walls and cause children and small animals in the vicinity to pass out or burst into flames, perhaps he just needs to get himself a little bottle of air neutralizer to carry with him at all times. You do NOT want a new girlfriend to associate you with nausea and retching. No new relationship is gonna pass THAT test.

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